The Next Administration?

You’ve heard of fantasy football, right? Why not a game of fantasy government? Any takers?

Barack Obama - President
Ron Paul - Vice President
John Edwards - Attorney General
Hilliary Clinton - Secretary of State
Rudy Giuliani - Secretary of Homeland Security
John McCain - Secretary of Veterans Affairs
Bill Richardson - Secretary of Interior

Issues:

Immigration

Why it is an issue:

Taxes resources
Growth of population that does not honor or respect fundamental values of citizenship
Undocumented persons

What not to do:

Erect wall with armed robotic sentries posted at intervals along border.
Place minefield along border.
Continue current border patrol program.

Proposition: Implement humane programs to deter illegal immigration including but not limited to:

Create DNA database of all captured illegals.
Retrain border patrol agents as detectives.
Fine and/or confiscate businesses and property of employers hiring illegals and families taking them in without reporting them.
Zero-tolerance enforcement.
Property is sold to finance salaries and deportation expenses.
Possible incarceration at work camps.
Education initiatives on both sides of the border regarding immigration.

Economy

Why it is an issue:

Gas prices
Home foreclosures
Lagging wages
Stock market jitters
Rising education costs

What not to do:

Continue our dependency on foreign oil.
Continue our relationship with the Internal Revenue Service.
Continue operating within the current economic model.
Continue to import goods and services to meet our national needs.

Proposition:

Divert defense budget to research and development of alternate sources of energy.
Overhaul the American Banking System to reclaim independence from world banking industry.
Cancel our contract with the Internal Revenue Service.
Invest in the development of environmentally responsible and efficient energy sources.
Divest ourselves of dependence on foreign markets.
Strengthen our commitment to academic and vocational leadership.

Health Care

Why it is an issue:

Because everybody in America is sick (smile).

What not to do:

What we’ve been doing.

Proposition:

Follow the French.

Terrorism

Why it is an issue:

Because people still don’t believe that the Bush Administration was behind 9/11.
Because people don’t understand how the C.I.A. operates.

What not to do:

Believe everything the media reports without holding it up to a candle.
Believe we are above the law.
Force feed our views down the rest of the world’s throats.

Proposition:

Weed corruption out of our government and keep it out.
Adopt extreme zero tolerance policies for corruption.
Re-establish diplomatic relationships world-wide.
Humble ourselves as a nation and right our wrongs.
Understand our standing in the world and recommit ourselves to excellent values.